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Did Trump instruct USCIS to slow down legal immigration to the US?
That may not be humanly possible. USCIS cannot possibly fuck something up that's way too fucked up already. Feel me? Let’s say Trump calls USCIS. Trump: So guys, let's slow down legal immigration processes like H1B. We are not changing anything formally, just slow it down. USCIS: But it's already slowed down Mr. President. I mean, people wait decades. Trump: Umm.. why can’t we fuck it up for them while they wait decades. USCIS: But we already do that. When they apply for visa renewals, guess what, we randomly issue RFEs, sometimes to the extent of rejecting it, forcing them to leave or go for an appeal. Most of the time innocent law abiding H1B folks cringe for peace of mind. Trump: I see. But you said "random". USCIS: Well, when we renew visas we renew it months after the visas have expired. So these folks have a tough time renewing drivers license and other papers. Trump: That’s interesting. What else? USCIS: Now it gets more interesting, and this is funny. When we finally renew it, we do so only for a couple months, instead of 3 years. So these folks end up repeating this like a mouse in hamster-wheel. Trump: That's funny. How are we doing with visa stamping when they go visit home? USCIS: Oh boy (**laughs until choking**) did you say stamping. You need to come down here to talk about this. It's a whole lotta story. But let me tell you this, not only do we admonish them at the Consulate, we also try to send them back from Port of entry after a second scrutiny. This happens with each travel. We give them a near heart attack. Here's the fun part - some of these folks haven't travelled to home country in decades because of this, lol! Trump: Alright. Looks like we have it under control. I will check in later. I mean, what else can Trump possibly say? i saw this post on Quora, and thought i should share it!!
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