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Nov 10, 2024
Did Trump instruct USCIS to slow down legal immigration to the US?
That may not be humanly possible. USCIS cannot possibly fuck something up that's way too fucked up already. Feel me?
Let’s say Trump calls USCIS.
Trump: So guys, let's slow down legal immigration processes like H1B. We are not changing anything formally, just slow it down.
USCIS: But it's already slowed down Mr. President. I mean, people wait decades.
Trump: Umm.. why can’t we fuck it up for them while they wait decades.
USCIS: But we already do that. When they apply for visa renewals, guess what, we randomly issue RFEs, sometimes to the extent of rejecting it, forcing them to leave or go for an appeal. Most of the time innocent law abiding H1B folks cringe for peace of mind.
Trump: I see. But you said "random".
USCIS: Well, when we renew visas we renew it months after the visas have expired. So these folks have a tough time renewing drivers license and other papers.
Trump: That’s interesting. What else?
USCIS: Now it gets more interesting, and this is funny. When we finally renew it, we do so only for a couple months, instead of 3 years. So these folks end up repeating this like a mouse in hamster-wheel.
Trump: That's funny. How are we doing with visa stamping when they go visit home?
USCIS: Oh boy (**laughs until choking**) did you say stamping. You need to come down here to talk about this. It's a whole lotta story. But let me tell you this, not only do we admonish them at the Consulate, we also try to send them back from Port of entry after a second scrutiny. This happens with each travel. We give them a near heart attack.
Here's the fun part - some of these folks haven't travelled to home country in decades because of this, lol!
Trump: Alright. Looks like we have it under control. I will check in later.
I mean, what else can Trump possibly say?
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roy gNov 10, 2024
it’s actually possible just like last time, he appointed so many investigators that slowed the case processing and that’s the reason we are still seeing the impact even today
and plus he shut down govt few times
Naruto 🍣Nov 10, 2024
Haha , that’s funny
compassion .Nov 10, 2024
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prazzi SNov 10, 2024
trump not even in office yet
blessed & favoredNov 10, 2024
he did it before he actually asked USCIS to stop issuing greencards that’s why it’s this backlogged.
Slv SlvNov 11, 2024
well, that’s nothing that bad that can’t get worse
Robert YoNov 12, 2024
in trump time VAWA was taking 6 months! NOW it’s 3 years and he’s not in the office yet!
lwl eNov 14, 2024
I think uscis was having a serious funding problems during Trump, also the impact of Covid 19 hit them really bad. I’m not too certain if Trump really had much to do with their delays. remember, they were busy accepting applications during Covid while they completely on shut down.. which resulted to additional backlogs. I know a lot of people who got their green cards smoothly during Trump. only difference now is there are not more interviews and I believe uscis are only doing that because they have to clear the backlogs somehow. it has nothing to do with anything. people need to slow down with all these fearmongering.
