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Oct 28, 2025
sometimes the holiest thing we can do is laugh through the chaos. If Jesus can turn water into wine, He can turn “pending Cases to new card are being produced
Dear Lord of Processing Times,
Grant us patience when the status still says “Case Was Received” after 999 days.
Bless our browsers, that they may load swiftly,
and protect our sanity from “Please check again later.”
Deliver us from the abyss of “Case Is Being Actively Reviewed,”
and lead us into the land of “New Card Is Being Produced.”
May our documents be legible, our RFEs be few,
and may the adjudicator have coffee before reading our file.
In the name of green cards, approval notices, and stable Wi-Fi—
Amen. ☕💻🇺🇸#
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Steeve sainvilOct 28, 2025
Amen
Babylove McOct 28, 2025
@I can't wait to see if the green card is really green May the adjudicator have coffee before reading our file had me 🤣 As someone who loves coffee I do understand what you mean. When them endorphins increase we are happy 😂
KS NGOct 28, 2025
amen and amen
Tea TeaOct 29, 2025
Amen and Amen.
I love the humor.
May the good Lord bring us speed and propel us to where we ought to be.
dori dayNov 2, 2025
amen
